Topic started by Unholy 27-11-2009 13:20:19

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Usually I wouldn't look twice at this DMC like game, but it recieved perfect scores in the two (imo) most highly regarded gaming publications (famitsu 40/40 and edge 10/10)

It's supposedly the perfect action game. It was released a month ago in Japan but doesn't come out until early january for the rest of us. Apparently the 360 version is superior to the ps3.

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Video from YouTube (Flash player required).

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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.  get god of war instead tbh.

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Tyler wrote:

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.  get god of war instead tbh.

no offense but this looks like it feeds god of war it's own testicles

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That narrator is annoying as shit. I couldn't play the game if she didn't stfu.

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looks gay as shit to me

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ok when you're fucking creaming urselves over this when it's released u can suck my limp dick.

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Unholy wrote:

ok when you're fucking creaming urselves over this when it's released u can suck my limp dick.

Yeah I won't creaming over this as it's shitty looking.

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It looks quite epic.

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im not into those games.
there's too much going on, it seems like

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played the demo. this game is fucking godlike.

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ARGH. If it's a game that's getting ported from a console to PC I'll rage IRL. Always fucking blow on PC when they get ported.

Better to be dead then red.

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its like so ridiculously smooth and awesome the gameplay, it is far superior to dmc (which i didn't actually like).

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I watched the trailer again. It still looks like a button masher.

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well, as with any fighting game you can button bash or you can learn how to play properly, if u play properly u are obviously much more effective and can do combos that are like 10x longer which = 10x as fun

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one time i was playing a game like that with someone that was supposedly really good, but I just button mashed and won.

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HOLY SHIT THIS COMES OUT FRIDAY

big_smile big_smile

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yay got it in the post today

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looks like smash bros using a fox-captain falcon hybrid character

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^ lol big_smile

the only bad thing im finding about this game is its fucking killing my right hand after playin for an hour or two.

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Unholy wrote:

^ lol big_smile

the only bad thing im finding about this game is its fucking killing my right hand after playin for an hour or two.


taht sux, srsly tho, it looks like it was going in the "right" direction but then, IMO, they got way outta hand and tried too hard(the whole guns thing made me sad)


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Unholy wrote:

^ lol big_smile

the only bad thing im finding about this game is its fucking killing my right hand after playin for an hour or two.

That's what button mashers tend to do.

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stuff wrote:

looks gay as shit to me

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+ god of war would most certainly shit on this pile of anime garbage.

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Tyler wrote:
Unholy wrote:

^ lol big_smile

the only bad thing im finding about this game is its fucking killing my right hand after playin for an hour or two.

That's what button mashers tend to do.

ZING!

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